By Tula Dlamini
A rebellion by the South African armed forces – others say attempted sedition - happened on 15 August 2009 - coincidentally on the 15th birthday of the South African National Defense Union (SANDU) – the outfit that organized the protest. Police responded with rubber bullets and teargas to disperse the protest described by the defense minister as a threat to national security. Four soldiers were taken to hospital and 18 were injured.

There was a build-up to the mutinous unrest that took place at the government Union Buildings in Pretoria. Reportedly - over 4000 grievances remain up in the air – unresolved - and arguably - political leadership remains numb to the needs of soldiers. And in a situation where the grievance procedures do not function properly; militant action often becomes an option and this is where things have gone terribly wrong.
Firstly - there is reason to suspect that pressure emanating from the current global economic recession means greater levels of disgruntlement within the swelling ranks of the poor who compete for increasingly scarce resources. Secondly - the spread of geographical locations suggests that a growing number of communities or organized groups see protests as an acceptable outlet for their frustration.
But unlike other employees demanding better wages or communities protesting lack of service delivery - we now have unhappy armed soldiers expressing their anger at the State in public.
With good reason - defense and military veterans’ minister Dr. Lindiwe Nonceba Sisulu refused to tolerate the kind of anarchy. 1420 soldiers - medics and airmen were subsequently issued with dismissal letters — 1333 from the SA Army - 80 from SA Military Health Service and seven from the SA Air Force.
“We have decided following legal processes available to the defense force and within the defense force to proceed with the ultimate sanction that will allow the soldiers to separate, which means they will be dismissed,” media reports quoted Sisulu as saying.
At the time of the protest - about 5000 soldiers and police from neighboring countries were in SA for a final drill in preparation for a SADC regional brigade meant for peace-keeping. Known as Exercise Golfinho, it would be SA’s biggest joint military drill since 1994. The exercise was in line with the African Union’s timeline for a continental stand-by force.
Now – just imagine the SADC brigade calling the South African Armed forces on the phone and being told by a recorded voice message - “We are sorry – the unit you require is attending the compulsory march at the Union Buildings - instigated by SADFU, SASFU, COSATU and others. Please leave a message stating the specific crisis and a number where you can be reached. As soon as they return from their up and down 'toyi toyi' drill - we will return your call.
Please speak after the tone - or if you require more options - please choose from the following options:
If your crisis is small and is located near the sea - press 1 for the Commissioner of the Police who resides in Kwa Zulu Natal and not Johannesburg - the crime capital.
If your concern is distant - with temperate climate and good hotels - and can be solved by one or two low-risk high-altitude bombing runs - press 2 for the Minister of Defense’s spokesperson. Please note that special consideration will be given to member countries requiring net-centric - satellite or stealth technology and can provide additional research and development funding.
If your inquiry concerns a situation which can be resolved by a bit of decoration - flags and a really good marching band - please write - well in advance - to the Umkhonto we Sizwe and Azanian People’s Liberation Army military veterans’ associations (MKMVA and APLAMVA). Please note that this service is extremely limited and will be provided on a first-come - first-serve basis.
If your inquiry is not urgent - press 3 for the Rapid Deployment Force. We expect it will ready by 2020.
If you are in really hot trouble - please press 4 - and your call will be answered by the Chief Operations Officer in the President’s office. Please note that a mandatory credit check will be done for countries like Zimbabwe to ensure you can afford the inherent additional costs that may arise. Also - be aware that the SA government may bill your account at any time and is not required to tell you why - as such information is classified.
If you are interested in joining the South African Army - and you wish to be shouted at - paid little – die prematurely - put your family in a condemned slum in Siyathemba or some place else - miles from civilization - and are prepared to work your butt off - risking your life in Burundi - DRC - in all weather and terrains - both day and night - whilst watching the economic recession erode your original benefits package - then please stay on the line. Your call will be answered shortly by the next available bitter - passed -over for promotion - Army Recruiter located in a beer drinking hole down by your nearest military barrack.
Have a pleasant day - and thank you again for trying to contact the South Africa Army.”
Sounds spooky – does it not? Yet - jokes aside and gloves off - the above scenario is likely - particularly when cheque book revolutionaries - who call themselves union leaders – make reckless statements about the ‘constitutional right’ of soldiers to protest – and are allowed to reduce SADF into a training centre for a new generation of anarchists.
Bravo to the Ministry of Defense for pursuing the democratic route of obtaining a High Court interdict (01 September 2009) prohibiting unions from illegal protest and also prohibiting their officials to encourage the same. In other countries or even here under apartheid - military ill discipline would have warranted - not ‘rubber bullets and water canons’ – but ‘death by firing squad’.
One is not suggesting that military ‘defenders of South Africa’s democracy’ have no right to be heard or to unionize. Certainly those rights - enshrined in country's constitution must be upheld. More so - there is no wisdom in training these guys, giving them military weapons and a uniform - and then denying them reasonable wages and decent working conditions - only to act surprised when car hijackings - cash-in-transit heists and mall robberies - conducted with military precision - become the order of the day. This is why it is urgent and required for the management of the armed forces (SANDF) - the soldiers unions (SAND and SASF) to bring stability through robust dialogue and due process.
But surely - there are unacceptable ways of expressing displeasure. First - throwing a petrol bomb into a police vehicle car and vandalizing others is a ‘bad card’. Further - timing an illegal strike to coincide with the SADC regional brigade meant for peace-keeping is mischievous - if not treasonous.
It must be noted that the inability of the country’s military leadership to address the aspirations of military personnel dates back to days before the African National Congress (ANC) came into power. In fact - the advent of a new democratic dispensation in 1994 is partly what led to the formation of military unions in the first place. Yet – fact be told - the current administration led by President Jacob Zuma and defense Minister Sisulu is hardly four months in office and already some soldiers are picketing. There is something odd and totally unacceptable with this picture!!
"Umangoye uyanuka" - (Nguni saying)- Literally translated means "I smell a rat"